Aww that’s so-
Oh hey shes getting olde-
How dare you
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE DON’T DO THIS TO ME
I HATE YOU
"It’s not like you to give up. If you don’t move, they’re all going to sell out!"
Just because you kissed
someone with scars
doesn’t make you
I fill an ambulance with chocolate ice cream. The ambulance is driven to town hall where kindergarteners help me to push over the ambulance. When asked why we have done this, we demand unlimited 4G and new Nikes. Every day the demands are not met, another ambulance full of ice cream is driven to town hall and pushed over onto its side. This goes on for forty years.
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
I think we should talk about puberty…
yo imma let you finish but
I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time
yes okay but
girls can do it too
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.