my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
Real, human blood, sweat and tears trickle behind all these laughs!
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One of my favorite parts of seeing our scripts is the terrible, terrible names we secretly give every single character. I once named somebody “Llarold,” because what are you gonna do, stop me?
Also, here is the original stage direction for when the cops enter:
“Two COPS enter. COP 1 is a young cop, but he’s no rookie. He’s got a wife, and she wants a baby, but he’s seen so much in his short years on the force that he’s not sure he wants to bring a child into this hard, cold world. Maybe if he’d had a stronger father figure growing up he’d feel more prepared, but as things stand he’s just not sure that he’s ready. Oh, Cop 1. No one really KNOWS when they’re ready. COP 2 I was thinking Greg Burke?”
Just wasting time writing jokes no one’s supposed to ever see.
“Aunt May, I’m kinda busy right now, I’ll call you back, ok?”
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 set, May 18